Loyal reader: "Pssst. Lady Steele?"
Lady Steele: "What?"
Loyal reader: "Lady Steele, wake up!"
Lady Steele: "Not tonight dear, I have a headache."
Loyal reader: "But Lady Steele, you promised!"
Lady Steele: "I know. But I got my hair cut today, and it's way too short, and you know how that makes me feel. And I squandered the family fortune while doing my part for the economy. And then the birthday party - with all of those 2 year old little girls! I can't even fake it tonight."
Loyal reader: "I know you're all beat down. But that's when you're the best!"
Lady Steele: "No means no! Now go to sleep."
Loyal reader: "Awwww Mannnnnn!" (whined in Swiper-like tone)...I thought when you said on Ash Wednesday that you were going to blog EVERY DAY you really meant it."
Lady Steele: "I know, and I'm sorry. I'm just DONE with tonight. I'll make it up to you tomorrow. I promise!"
Loyal reader: "Ok, I'll wait, but you better be really good."
Lady Steele: "We'll see. Goodnight."